careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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