I must be too annoying 4 u.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Still dying that you shit outside
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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