Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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