i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I would fuck him just for his dog
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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