I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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