hell yes lets make some ravioli
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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