I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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