that's an acceptable place to lick
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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