If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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