I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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