she was so not down for the gang bang
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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