You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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