BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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