Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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