god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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