Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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