So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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