Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You smell like a Billy Joel song
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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