We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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