Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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