She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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