just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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