And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
