The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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