Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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