White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
where does the pee come out of this thing
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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