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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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