This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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