I need help removing her.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.