hell yes lets make some ravioli
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol