I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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