Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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