It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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