Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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