My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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