I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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