I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
well most of my day revolves around power hour
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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