Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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