My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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