its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
