well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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