dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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