I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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