they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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