It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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