Your tits are I can't wait for
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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