who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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