just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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