the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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