My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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