that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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