So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it's like iHOP with fire
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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