I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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