It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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