All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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