Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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