Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Quick, to the slutcave!
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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