Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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